Meet the newest Jedi, Ian Idontwanna. It has been said that he actually possesses more midichlorians than Anakin Skywalker. He has already mastered the light saber and fights nightly with his father, Charles Butireallyneedit. Ian can also open the doors to Target by using the force as well as change the channels on tv, much to his own surprise. Since becoming a Jedi Master, Ian no longer eats cheese or meat as it tastes "yucky", although, Macaroni and cheese with Coke is still the main staple of the Jedi diet. Oh, and chocolate milk of course! :)